Four pages of pseudo news for April Fool's Day!
Harvard Pressed contributors: Connie Larrabee, Mark Mikitarian, Jonathan Feist, Danny Eisenberg, Danno Sullivan, Ken Robbins
Page A-1
- Town unions agree to forego work
- Not your Granny Smith's town meeting
- Parking dispute creates havoc in town center
Page A-2
- Notice Board (Swell adult clinic; Tax rebate/surcharge program; MBC, the Musical; Devens issues noise alert)
- Tom Brady stunned by school rebuff
- MBC, BOS to meet with HCC, HHC, HEAC
- Bromfield to offer advanced degrees next year
- Historical Commission nixes plans for old library brothel
Page A-3
- The Food Worshipper: Pauline's Variety & Deli
- Creating your own cocktail
- Art found in Ayer Road house now known to be forged
Page A-4
- Movie Review: The Godfather
- Police Fog
- Published Locally, Read Universally
- The General Store Classifieds
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